Raggytash, you are so pathetic. I bet you still run around giggling and playing nasty tricks such as Nicky-nicky-nine-doors on the long-suffering adults in your neighborhood...you know, the people who, unlike you, have actually grown up!

Well, you can't put a stick in our wicket, because we are having a wonderful time here. Yes indeed. My beloved Winston has presented me with a very large diamond, none other than the famed Bhopal Diamond from India! I intend to wear it tonight as we dine by candlelight. I will try to think compassionately of you, crouched in your wretched hovel somewhere, typing nasty insinuations into the wee hours in a desperate attempt to render some shred of meaning unto a life that effectively has none.

* PRW-J