Some more silly ones!

Oh you'll never get to heven
In a bathing suit
Cos the Lord don't like
His Angels cute

Or

Cos a bathing suit
Is much too cute

Also one heard on the Scotland bus going down to IVFDF this year;

Oh you'll never get to heven
On an IVFDF bus (pronounced Ivf'diff)
Cos an IVFDF bus
Is full of us!