Fella bought a parrot and was warned about its language. He said he could tame its talk, but after three weeks the bird was a bad as ever. In disgust, the man threw the parrot into the freezer.

A hour later he opened the freezer door. The bird said, "O-o-o-o-k-k-k-kay, I-I'll ch-ch-change. B-b-b-b-ut tell m-m-m-me, what d-d-did the t-t-turk-key do?"