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Thread #76683 Message #1361470
Posted By: pdq
19-Dec-04 - 06:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: Overcoming Liberalism. A 12 step Program
Subject: RE: BS: Overcoming Liberalism. A 12 step Program
WHAT LIBERALS REALLY WANT:
Free/Universal Health Care
Ban all firearms
Ban the Bible because it is "hate speech"
Ban all private vehicles that get less than 40 MPG
Make male+male homosexual marriages legal/normal
Make female+female (lesbian) marriages legal/normal
Make Social Security death benefits pass to homosexual partners (married or not)
Nationalize the oil industry
Nationalize the electricity industry
Nationalize the transportation industry
Nationalize the gas industry
Nationalize the health care industry
Nationalize the auto industry
Nationalize the pharmaceutical industry
Ban Private ownership of radio and television stations
Make the US subject to decisions of the World Court
Make the US subservient to the United Nations
End the two party system and only have "Democrat" on ballot
Unlimited immigration (6.2 Billion more people are OK)
Give all new immigrants free social services, same as American citizens get
Give all new immigrants full Social Security benefits
End the GI Bill
End Veteran's Hospital System
End all special care for veterans
Ban all rallies by white and other "non-minority" groups
Support gays in the military so that Cpt. Jones and Cpt. Smith
(both males) can kiss while reviewing the troops
Ban all CB and Ham radios as possible weapons of right-wing extremists
Ban the Boy Scouts and declare them a "Hate Group"
Ban the practice of "loyalty oaths" at all levels of government
Ban The Ten Commandments from any public display
Ban Christmas from all public documents
Remove all trace of religion from all government-owned buildings
End pledge of allegiance from all schools, public and private
Ban all private schools unless they follow exact curriculum of public schools
End home schooling
(this is a partial list...add more if you wish to...)