It's been a funny Christmas so far. Cephalopod abuse, rubber avians of an aquatic persuasion running amok and being fondled by females of a certain age. Fire, flood, exploding toilets, burning instruments and burning nuts. Strange tree ornaments. wonderful beer and food, an excess of jello in the hot tub (the tide mark will never come off). Lastly, and best of all, the most manic, idiotic, ridiculous and funny set of customers in the tavern you could wish for.

Keep it up, there are still 3 and a half days to go.