"A certain age" is somewhere in the period between puberty and dotage.Perhaps you haven't reached there yet Lynne. Oh, and please don't tap on THAT floorboard. It's loose and squeaky, the noise is driving me mad and giving me a migraine and it's frightening the ducks.

If you want to do something useful put a cold object down Davetnova's neck. I had an anvil here a moment ago.