"What ...... the curry farted and then Brucie did so as well"

Farted is an understatement. History got it wrong. Do you remember 'the shot that was heard around the world'? Krakatoa? The first nuclear blast? They were NOTHING by commparison. Nothing I tell you.

Also, while we're 'on' the topic: You know why turds are taperedat the ends? That's so yer a55hole don't slam shut.