By the light of the rubbery ducks, Geoff and his true love waltz to the tunes in their heads.... Mrs Duck won't be pleased, he's got jellied squid on his collar again.

The Gents is now the Ladies and the holly tree out the back is the new Gents. You get to look (!) where you pee... it's more difficult when you're sitting. Incidentally, 2 questions. 1) Why is the paper holder put BEHIND the person sitting, and 2) How do you make all Gents toilets smell that bad? We need Spaw in here to clear the air!

LTS