The Caravan Club were going to adopt one of my songs as their song at one time. They even went as far as to order 70 cassette copies then the woman who was in charge left so it went into forget it bin. The HQ of the Caravan Club is in East Grinstead, a place which is the subject of ribald jokes in THe Norman Conquests by Alan Ayckbourn, and Winnie the Pooh lived with Christopher Robin just down the road from there.

However I should not let any of these considerations weigh too heavily......