"Signs You're Drinking a "Chick Beer"

Every time you have to hit the john, you find yourself
asking a friend to come along.

Warning label states: "Caution: May make butt look fat."

After a few, you find yourself arguing that figure skating
actually *is* a sport.

Your belches come out potpourri-scented.

You still cry into your eighth one, but now it's because
the guy on the next stool is wearing the same outfit.

The slogan: "Get that bloated feeling *any* day of the
month!"

The label boasts that it's this month's recommendation
from Oprah's Beer Club.