Avocados and mangos. Yum! That got me thinkin'. I watched the strange little guy havin' his lunch and my stomach started to growl. This hangin' out in the trees wasn't bad, but I needed food, specifically, fruit, so I left the park behind and found a grocery. They got a great selection of fruit in Australia. This would be a good place for apes to emigrate to if it wasn't for the political attitudes. I loaded up on the best stuff I could find. Then I looked around some and got myself a cheap room at the outskirts of town, not far from the ocean. I needed to make some preparations indoors...with some 50 caliber ammo. I knew Vlad was impervious to bullets, but I didn't think he'd be so impervious to slugs soaked in garlic juice! No sir. They might not kill him...but he would sure wish he was dead when they hit him! Ha!

After preparin' five hundred rounds in this fashion and oilin' up the gun, I went out to get a better look at Sydney. Nice place for a short vacation.

- Chongo