I was "volunteered" by a supposed friend to do my local pubs childrens Christmas party. When I was finally informed it was too late for me to refuse. I hired the best Santa suit I could and looked really authentic. On the day I did the usual Santa stuff until the 7 year old son of my friend who volunteered me arrived. Whereupon I proceeded to promise him not only what he modestly asked for but added (in the immediate hearing of my friend) a bike and a trainset. My friend was going green and shaking his head violently to dissuade me.

He says I cost hime more than £100 extra in Santas prezzies for his boy.

What revenge and his boy got the benifit.

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