Sooz stood on Corringham Village green
By the Village Well
Was she waiting for Mr Sooz?
Was She F@ck!!!




This is the story of Cinderella and her Sugly Isters

Cinders and her sugly isters lived in a Marge Lansion. Cinders worked very hard, Frubbing Scloors, emptying Poss Pits, and Shivelling Shut. By the end of the day, she was kNucking Fackered.

Is it Panto season yet???

Chris