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Thread #59418 Message #1366064
Posted By: Tweed
28-Dec-04 - 02:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I am surprised that MOABITES everywhere have not jumped on my accordian skills, or lack thereobv and generated a huge influx of excellent BS!!!
BeeDubya's absence can only mean that after listening to my accordianated "Silent Nite", he has thrown himself into his kiln with the gas turned on.
MOAB IS DYING,DYING, DYING......O!!!...I'VE RECENTLY LEARNED THAT KHANDU HAS DELETED HIS ENTIRE COMPUTER AND NOW AMOS IS BABBLING ABOUT OTTS AND NOTTS.
And Rawpears is in DC smelling the President's chair!! Can it get no worse? I think not!
The end is near!!! The only thing left in my arsenal is a paint-by-numbers portrait of Bill Shatner in female clown garb, done by Red Skelton. I pray that I do not have to use it as it could put Liddle Hawrg into weeks of self abusement and flagellation. It will remain a last resort, but I beg you all to PLEASE, PLEASE, copy and paste the ingredients to Bon-Ami or....any other household cleanser....