Here I thought Tweed was going to throw the book at me for my typo--there I was complaining about a "diary" in the chocolate instead of the "dairy." Sheesh! He must be as dyslexic as I am! I think I'll "pass" on the worm treatement (sorry about the pun).

I was going to suggest Grace Jones as the poster girl for your golden globs chest protectors, but couldn't find a good photo of her in that fibreglas bustier of hers. There were a couple of other options available here and here (this even has a musical connection!)