I smoked my last (I hope) cigarette on £1 March of 2001. I begun smoking when I was sixteen; I quit at twenty. Then I begun again at 23 or 24, and stopped four years later; and then begun and quit again and again, four or five times... I think that for the last thirty years I smoked half of the time, more or less. And almost every time that I was at it again, I had to blame Bobert's "peace pipe wink wink" because the little tobacco in it was enough to trigger the habit again. Once a smoker.....