Well, Mario asked....

But here, in MOAB, music would be contrapuntal. Indeed, such a discussion would fall flat, I'm certain, or be picked apart by the sharp characters of the natural inhabitants of this place. I would wager a dollar, no strings -- no, I'll treble that amount -- that such a discussion would cause bass comments and bring to light little of note. Probably Joe Offer and the others on the Mudcat staff would waltz right in and prevent such an egregious march of bad puns that such a discussion would generate. Of course, it might collapse of its own a chord....