A few years ago I went to an Indian restaurant. I had never heard of phall before, and when I saw they had chicken phall, lamb phall, and tofu phall. I ordered chicken phal, just to complete my education.
It did! Wow! But I generally like hot food, and I wasn't about to let myself be vanquished. I ate it all.
When the Indian waiter came with the bill, he told me, "Sir, I have GREAT respect for you! I couldn't eat that!"
My education now having been completed, I will never order phall again!