Genie, I was pleased to see the Army parody. Here's another, from my dad's WWII Army songbook ("Give Out! - Songs Of, For and By the Men in the Service") Not terribly tasteful I'm afraid.... - Rita

C-C-C-Cootie,
Horrible Cootie,
You're the only bug that I abhor.
When the m-m-m-moon shines
Over the bunkhouse,
I will scratch my b-b-b-back until it's sore!