I love ya' PT!!! Although you and I will never agree on TV, this is a great thread and a giant start towards the Official Mudcat Self-Help series of books! I might add that we could sell a lot of them and the tape series as well if we were to do some infomercials.

Let's see if I have a couple right now to add and then come back with a few later as well.

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>>>If you cannot remember that Cabernet Sauvignon is wine and Chateau Briand is beef, it's probably best you dine somewhere they can "supersize" your fries.

>>>Never trust a pipe smoker. Pipe smokers spend almost all of their time messing around with the pipe using little tools and cleaners and the like. They actually smoke very little. This lack of commitment to a primary objective makes them extremely suspect in other fields of endeavor as well.

>>>Your ability to play video games is in inverse proportion to your age. If you were born after 1980, you are probably pretty good. Born 1970 and you are probably half-assed. If you were born before 1950, don't humiliate yourself by even trying. Stick with pinball, pitching quarters, and hustling Nine-Ball.

Spaw