I was once had horses and was a complete horse nut. I used to try to imagine what it felt like to be one. To have stifle joints instead of knees and fetlocks instead of ankles and wrists. I wondered how it felt to run. I never thought I'd make a very good horse, though. Sometimes I feel like a cat and want the independence of a cat. And I'd love to lie around all day and have someone feed me. Other times I think I'm like an otter. I could live in the water if my skin didn't get all pruny. Plus, I already have that "shellfish in my paws, floating on my back" thing down.