BOBERT:

You are being a bit unfair. This mechanism is called "justification" -- the effort of the irrational half of the mind to make up reasons for its conclusions so they seem rational. But men have as many or more blind spots in need of justification as women do. The response to breasts being one that comes to mind. Others are the instant reactions to the thought of cars, vaginas, touching other men, power tools, Demi Moore, double-bitt axes, schooners, fire-trucks, and black coffee with whiskey in it.

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