Well gol danged... I know all about Doctor Phil... The P-Vine tapes his show everyday and watches him at night... She thinks he is the samrtest person in the world... I think he's a danged trouble maker myself...

His advice is very consistent... Doesn't matter the problem...

Dr. Phil : "Ahhhh, Bill, yer wife keeps catching you cheatin' on her. Is this working for you?"

Bill: "Well, no Doctor Phil, it isn't"

Dr Phil: "Well, Bill, quit doing it. Can you do that?"

Dr. Phil: "Good, Bill. I a moment we'll introduce you to Sally who weighs over 400 pounds.....

(Commercial break to sell yer sorry butt some junk that you don't need or want.)

Dr. Phil: "Well, Sally, you eight over 400 pounds and yer here because you want to make some changes in your life. Is what you have been doing working for you?"

Sally: "Well, no (breaks down crying...) No, Doctor Phil, it isn't...

Dr. Phil: "Well, buy my book on loosing weight..."

And they are all the same.

Dr. Phil reminds me of an assistant principle back in High school. All the kids called him Uncle Willie and when you got caught doing dumbass stuff you'd be sent for a little face time with Uncle Willie who would rwll you not to do dumb stuff any more, usaully call yer parents, give you a bunch of hours of detention hall or suspend you form three days... But part of the Uncle Willie's song and dance routine was to tell ya yo knock off whatever it was that you got caught doing...

Dr. Phil/Uncle Willie?

Uncle Willie/Dr. Phil?

Twiddle dee twiddle dum...

I hate disciplinarians... Bunch o' dumb narks as far as I can see...

Bobert