Bubba and BillyjoeBob were down to the fishin' cabin drinkin' beer, Bubba leans over and says hey BillyjoeBob, If'n I was to sneak over to your house when you was outta town and make love to your wife and she got pregnant, when she had that young'n would thet make us kin? BillyjoeBob thinks about it for a little bit and says; no Bubba,..but it'd dang sure make us even....