Hmmmm. Not bad.

This is the quote that really sticks with me:

"Think of a bad Dan Hill song (or any Dan Hill song), then apply that to a T.V. talk show."

AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The pinnacle of awfulness. The ne plus ultra of absolute drek. The horror, the horror.

Set all phasers on maximum annihilation, arm the photon torpedoes and target that gleaming bald pate! Beam me up, Spock! At once!