This ugly lady (and she was UGLY) went to see her physician (who was Chinese) to determine why she was so ugly and if there was anything she could do about it. The doctor said,"Undress, get down on froor, crawl to door, turn around and crawl back."

Puzzled, but willing to try anything, she complied. When she had crawled back, the doctor said, "You dress now. I know what probrem is. Afraid nothing can be done for you. You have Zachary disease."

"What on earth is THAT?!" she asked. The doctor said, simply, "Face rook zachary rike ass! Ha-ha-Ha-Ha!"