..errrr.. ummm.. i'm happily married..

..sorry what.. what..!!??

i'm on the internet.. what ..??
i cant hear you..

i'm trying to talk on the internet..
what..

yes i am interested.. of course i am..

no i cant hear you.. i'm on the internet..
yes of course i care.. no thats not the matter..

oh for ****s sake what..??
no your mothers got nothing to do with it..
of coure i'm not trying to avoid you..
i'm on the ****ing internet.

no.. i'm not getting nasty with you..
i'm just trying to finish typing something on the ****ing internet..

oh well just go to bed then..
and you can stick Celebrity Big Brother up your ****..!

see if i care..

..and same to you..
i'll sleep on the sofa again tonight then shall i.??!!

bollocks..!!!!

yeah.. as i was saying..

i'm happily married...