Franklin Faust, aka Yamoto. I'd known the man for 20 years, when he decided he was the great love of my life. I didn't know he'd been married five times, before. I never knew he got into fights. I found out that his story about being a Navy Seal was bogus. (Do they have Navy Pigs?) Oh, and he wears Japanese clothes most of the time. He isn't Japanese, he just dresses that way. I lent him $20 to go home on, and considered it money well spent. He hasn't paid back, and he hasn't returned. That second makes me not mind the first.