I had that flexi disc, and oh how I wish I still did. Gems like,

Good King Wenceslas got pissed on the feast of Stephen
Said the fuzz we know you're pissed[?]
Into this bag you're breathing
Brightly shone the crystals green
Due to excess wassail
Christmas is a groovy scene
God bless Barbara Castle.

deathless prose or what?

Giok