Now, you see, Catspaw works in the technical division of LFPS so of course he'd have all of the specs and formulae to describe Mick's curious temporal arrangement.

Over here in the fuzzy logic division, where every thought is met with "What?...oh never mind" we prefer to explain it thus: Mick has done so little for so long and done it so well, that time has actually begun to run backward for him. If he can maintain his rigorous schedule of doing damn all, all the time, he'll be younger still at this time next year.

Over the door of each of our offices is chiseled the motto of LFPS "Palulum sed cottidea"

Many Happy Regressions of the Day, Mick.

Love D&P