I was really pissed at this thread.
I mean REALLY pissed.

All this happy horseshit about Mick being 49 really made me sick. I knew it was a lie. I thought he was 50.

I'm glad that Mick had the integrity to tell the truth. I wasn't sure he had it in him. I thought he'd try to keep up the illusion that he was still in his forties, so he could increase his chances with with chicks, or something.
See? He's an old fart, just like the rest of us. Heck, even I did not realize he was 54. That gives me good cause to gloat, I think.


But anyhow, happy birthday, Mick. You're a good guy, and a good friend.

-Joe Offer, Age 56, not as much older than you as I thought-