I might be cold and drunk, but I can afford a ticket on a jet plane!

If I ever see that Jacky Paper kid I'm gonna whack him one for cruelty to dragons!

The next time I dive on the Mary Ellen Carter or any other sunken ship I want a hyperbaric chamber on the dive boat.

I don't care what he promises me, I ain't a-drillin' no holes in the enemy's ship. You got cannons, so use 'em.