sheesh. Go away for a few months and now we're voting on Amos' sanity.

Or was that "Santatee"? A Santatee is an endagered species that, when not frantically spending late December delivering gifts world-wide, swims gently around the Gulf inlets of Florida. Like a walrus without the tusks -- all blubber and no bite.

As I've never seen Amos on Christmas Eve, I'm inclined to believe that he may be a Santatee. Of course, I've never seen him swim either.