They tried that once, you know. They built a hige specially designed hall, and lined up 1,000,000 monkeys pf various brands at computer keyboards, running a program designed to detect Shakespearean word combinations using a specially design algorithm.

For six years the research team patrolled the desks looking for a signal with no joy.

Suddenly one bleary afternoon one of them grabbed a printout from the nearest dot-matrix printer and yelled excitedly..."Hey, fellas!! I think we've got something here. "To be or not to be, that is the kwaz98hernaguiqyqtjk]!!!" "


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