The Irish poet Brendan Behan was visiting Canada in the dim and distant past and was asked to appear on a talk show. He agreed and answered all the questions put to him quite amiably then he was asked "Why had he come to Canada?" to which he replied " I was in a bar in Ireland drinking and when I picked up my glass there was a beer mat under it that said Drink Canada Dry so I thought I'd give it a try".

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