nice scars... do you know where they are jacqui? Not nice at all!!!

To simmulate being ravaged by an elephant, find the biggest, heaviest item in your house, a fridge is usually good. Get someone to hold it over you, and drop it twice, once on your chest, once on your naughty bits. Imagine the scent of bananas, hay and semi rotted fruit. That will nicely imitate the smell of 5 different technicians all wearing a different body spray, leaning over you.

LTS