Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Doo da! Doo Da!
Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Oh, Doo da day!
Gwine to blab all night
Gwine to blab all day
Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Oh, Doo da day!

Doctor Phil got a big bald head
Doo da! Doo Da!
Doctor Phil got a big bald head
Oh, Doo da day!
Gwine to blab all night
Gwine to blab all day
Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Oh, Doo da day!

Doctor Phil earn a of dough
Doo da! Doo Da!
He earn it on da Oprah show
Oh, Doo da day!
Gwine to blab all night
Gwine to blab all day
Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Oh, Doo da day!

Doctor Phil fall down de stairs
Doo da! Doo Da!
And rip his flowered underwear
Oh, Doo da day!
Gwine to blab all night
Gwine to blab all day
Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Oh, Doo da day!

Doctor Phil got shiny boots
Doo da! Doo Da!
He get in big malpractice suit
Oh, Doo da day!
Gwine to blab all night
Gwine to blab all day
Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Oh, Doo da day!

Doctor Phil he go to jail
Doo da! Doo Da!
His momman no gon' pay de bail
Oh, Doo da day!
Gwine to blab all night
Gwine to blab all day
Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Oh, Doo da day!

Doctor Phil he write a book
Doo da! Doo Da!
You buy his book, den you be took
Oh, Doo da day!
Gwine to blab all night
Gwine to blab all day
Who the heck is Doctor Phil?
Oh, Doo da day!