But Grasshopperette, can there BE a Twoness in the Universal Oneness? For example, what WOULD chairs look like if your knees bent the other way? What DOES the owner of a Xoloitzcuintle do when he has a hangover? These are questions of great import. I have no answers except to opine that the Twoness of the Oneness will provide for a sense of Threeness. Eventually, we will discover there is a Lochness, and then this thread will become totally incomprehensible.

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