I have never got to see the Chief's Headdress or been to the Waffle House yet, but I must tell you all that if this day had never existed,

...if somehow January 15th had been eliminated from the calender you would not have the pleasure of my company in MOAB. Because, yes,....

today is...


khandu'S BIRTHDAY!!!

What is more, I have reversed the aging process completely and find that I am actually growing younger each hour!! I attribute this to two imported Guinness' and a glass of supermarket V8 daily along with as many High-steppin' ladies as I can possibly manage to **** while awake. My wife took one look at me and tore up our licence saying all she thought was wrong! HAW, HAW, HAW!!!