Lead - when it comes to getting lower, you start with an inborn advantage! (And I'm not referring to the fact that you're a shortarse! :p ;-) )

Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson motorcycle corp. died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with god."

St. Peter took him to the throne room and introduced him to god. Arthur then asked god, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?" God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well", said Arthur, "professional designer to professional designer, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

First – there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

Second - it chatters constantly at high speeds.

Third - most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

Fourth - the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

Lastly - the maintenance costs are outrageous."

God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and god read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed", God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers more men are riding my invention than yours!"

Amos - You've obviously never met Cat, or you wouldn't use the word "loverly" (sic) to describe any part of her.








She better'n dat! :)






Hugs 'n' best, dear. Which hurspittle? I may come down & bore the pants off you {Evil Grin}!