Well, since you asked...

Beer Vs. female part debate.

A beer is always wet. A female part needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot. A female part tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Female part.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold female part makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Female part does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming female part, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Female part

24 beers come in a box. A female part is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Female part.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Female part.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like female part, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Female part

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much female part and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a female part in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Female part

If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells female part on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Female part

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Female part can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Female part

If you think all day about the next female part you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Female part

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of female part is more fun.
Advantage: Female part.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a female part at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a female part, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.

The best female part you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Female part.

The worst female part you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad female part: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw

Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good female part: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Female part.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Female part.

It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Female part.