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Thread #1526   Message #1379647
Posted By: GUEST,Jack
15-Jan-05 - 05:35 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Rooster Song
The final verse, as I heard it (back in the '60s) was:   

I had me an elephant, no tusk would it bear
I had me an elephant, no tusk would it bear
My wife said "Honey, we're losin' money."

So I took the rooster
I put him in the yard
He caught that elephant
right of of his guard

(Big laugh from anticipating audience)


My rooster DIED,
but he died TRYING
since I put him into the yard...

(disolve into uproarious applause)