I did promise a joke Cats - try this one !!

   All the young recruits were standing in line , naked for the M O to check them out !! Lad reaches front of line and Doc says " Good Lord ! I think you must be the best endowed young soldier i have ever seen !!" Recruit stammers " Thank you Sir "
    Doc then says "Just as a matter of interest , how big is it when it's erect?"
    Recruit stammers a bit more and says " Sorry sir , I dont know!"
    Doc says "You Dont Know ?? You mean you've never had an erection at your age?"
    Recruit replies " Well there's only enough blood for one of us , and when HE comes up , I Black Out!"

    Be Good and do what the nurses say!! Sometimes they DO know what they are talking about !