Three weeks in Australia, and I still ain't met Crocodile Dundee! Matter of fact, people around here seem to regard him as an embarassment for some reason. Well, the weather is great and the tropical fruit is great too. I am thinkin' of leaving Sydney and headin' into the interior. I got a feeling that's where the action really is. I'm gonna rent a jeep, get an aboriginal guide and check out the outback. I'm dyin' to see a real kangaroo that ain't in a zoo.

- Chongo