Glad to be of service, dear Tweed; however I wish to point out that SRS i smistaken in asserting that subsets of the genus "idiot" whether differentiated by their favorite activity (f***ing idiot), their condition of relative grace (goddamned idiot) or gracefulness (clumsy idiot) of even abysmal moral failure (Godforsaken asshole Bush)) were excluded from the logical proposition that if someone is an idiot, he is therefore Tweed.

ALL idiots are embraced by this proposition, which in fact may be a scientific breakthrough, identifying one thing held in common by all idiots. This may be a historic moment. Unfortunately those (like idiot Bush) who have had historectomies (forcible disassociation with any real sense of human history, caused by drugs, alcoholism, drunkenness, or inherent ignobility) will be unable to appreciate it, because they are idiots, and therefore Tweed. Nevertheless, historic is it.

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