Things you don't want to hear in a hospital ...


"Oh, sorry. This is a rectal thermometer."

"Er ... Am I putting this in or have I just removed it ?"

"Er, let me see ... The toe bone's connected to the / foot bone. And the foot bone's connected to the / ankle bone. And the ankle bone's connected to the ..."

"With friends like these, who needs enemas ?"


Best wishes for a speedy recovery.