Aw, Mick, you ain't senile...it is a symptom of having little kids....and I think a good P.A. is what you need, but not one who is some 8000 miles away. Hmmm, there's a song that the Andrews Sisters sang call "A Penny a Kiss, A Penny a Hug"....

A penny a kiss, a penny a hug.
We're gonna save our pennies in a big brown jug.
A penny a kiss, a penny a hug.
Oh, how rich we're gonna be.

Might be an idea for how to save the moola for a new pc!

You know who I am.