Crikey, I thought I felt my ears burning!

I don't get offended by Martin's comments, they are faintly amusing once or twice although the constant reference to bodily functions shows a slight lack of imagination.

You certainly don't have to debate Martin - and you rarely do, but I would rather debate a point of contention than simply eff and jeff at anyone who doesn't agree with me.

Also Mr G, I am impressed you know what a coprolite is - perhaps that education wasn't such a waste after all.

Pseudo-Intellectual Stigweard