If I were a better songwriter, I'd try to pen a catchy "When Do We Start Bombing China?"

After all, that nation fills all the stated causes for US liberation: Ws of MD, killing their own people, tyranny ...

Okay, they do have a functioning navy, air force and space program, but if we only applied our stated principles on states that were obviously weaker than we are, we'd have to be a bunch of hypocritical bullies.