The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #77368   Message #1383685
Posted By: Big Mick
20-Jan-05 - 05:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: catsPHiddle going into Hospital
Subject: RE: BS: catsPHiddle going into Hospital
Phid, me love, I just found this. I am so pleased to hear things went well. Give my regards to that layabout, and make him cook for you.

Here's one to make you smile.

Mrs. O'Grady went to the doctor and complained, "My husband's got no sex drive. I'm raring to go, but he ain't interested."
"Well," said the doctor, "Why not try Viagra?"
"He won't take the stuff," says Mrs. O'Grady.
"Well there's an easy solution to that," says the doctor, "Just put a couple of drops in his coffee. He'll be none the wiser."
A couple of weeks later, Mrs. O'Grady is back in the office. "How did the Viagra work?" the doctor asks.
"Oh doctor, it was terrible!" Says Mrs. O'Grady. "I put it in his coffee, and he drank it right down. Next thing I know he's got me up on the table, and his pants are down and he's going at it like when we were first married."
"Was he too rough?" the doctor asked.
"No," Mrs. O'grady said. "The best sex I ever had in my life. But I'll never be able to show my face in that Starbucks again!"

Mick